Film of the Week

Dairy of the Dead

"When you like your cheese so mature that it’s passed away…"

Heathrow-binson

The new Terminal 5 at Heathrow has been opened, despite widely voiced fears about the impact of air travel on carbon emissions.
Meanwhile, Xavier Solana has predicted that climate change will have the greatest impact on developing countries, resulting in large scale migrations into Europe.

At least it will now be easier for them to get here.

Careers

The fish are fine, just swimming around, sucking away at some fish flakes, then swimming around again. They don't worry about their CVs, or whether they have relevant experience to be a fish. They don't show any concern about job satisfaction, but seem perfectly fulfilled swimming, eating, and doing stringy poos. They don't compare themselves with their fishy peer group, worry about personal development, or look at salary brackets.

But that is because they are fish.

Fuck off!

Swingers

It's nice hanging upside down, isn't it?

Just think about it. Hanging upside down, swinging back and forth a little bit. Hair flopping the wrong way, blood rushing to your face.

And at some point you have to swing your legs down and stand up, and wobble for a second.

Take-over

My company has just been bought up by the Dalek empire. No jobs are at risk, though. If anything, there will be more opportunities for employees to develop and help drive the business forward. The Daleks are quite impressed by our performance over the last couple of years, and want to invest and build upon that potential.

Exterminate!

Smint

My Smint, apparently, is 'The First Dental Sweet for the Whole Family.'

I'm pleased about that. I was worried my children were developing a taste for adult dental sweets. They're just not old enough yet.