Monday, 28 April 2008

Movie

2008 has been a good year for films. My favourite so far is There will be Old Men, which is an epic set in and around a church hall in Wiltshire.

Thursday, 3 April 2008

Zimabwe

Has it occurred to anyone else that Zanu-PF sounds like a chemical weapon?

Tuesday, 1 April 2008

(to the tune of 'greensleeves')

Cream cheese, my love
For your sandwiches
I’ve had them brought from Nantwich. Is
That a gun
In your codpiece, dear
Or are you just pleas-ed to see me?