Friday, 21 December 2007

Excuse me, mister, if you'd like to kindly step this way...

I've a fine selection of gentlemen's threads
Purloined from a rascal while he grabbed his zeds:
Tunics, jerkins, weskits and britches,
Stockings and sockings and smalls (free of itches!)
Hats with a tricorn, a bicorn or peak on it,
Syrups, rugs, toupes (rest assured I won't speak on it)
And all can be offered at a beggar-me fee
I must shift 'em quick, 'cos the law's after me...

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