Who am I? Where do I come from? Who is doing all the thinking for me? My dress doesn't fit, can I get a refund?
Oozed from a gloopy swamp in Kent during the early Triassic, then trapped in a disused tube station for millions of years, I have returned to wreak havoc and mayhem upon the earth. But first I'm going to have a cup of tea and a sit down.
Tuesday, 1 April 2008
(to the tune of 'greensleeves')
Cream cheese, my love For your sandwiches I’ve had them brought from Nantwich. Is That a gun In your codpiece, dear Or are you just pleas-ed to see me?
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