Thursday, 4 October 2007

Spamela Anderson

I often receive fanmail from people I don't know, who are concerned about my self esteem and want to help me feel good about my appearance. Here are some of the emails I have received recently:

Dream of nice shape body?

Abolish disgusting fats!

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Can you imagine that you are healthy?

Obesity is dangerous, stop it!

Our Warmest Helloes!!! Incomparable proposition for you Dear Customers!!!Only these five days for our clients unthinkable offer!!! On all medicinal remedies you want!!! Fill your life with colours of festivity!!!

WE ALWAYS GIVE YOU TO UNKNOWN ALL HER WISHES. MAKE HER DREAMT THAT SHE NEVER HAD BEFORE. MEN YOU WILL BE FULL OF PROVIDE TO UNBELIEVABLE YOUR WOMEN!

The guys get jealous now when they see me in the bathroom, my banger is HUGE now thanks to this pill.

Cuties always whizgiggled at me and even chaps did in the open toilet! Well, now I sriek at them, because I took this pill for 5 months and now my tool is dreadfully bigger than world!

2 comments:

George Boole said...

What's up mr.chicken
ha ha ha is what you can hear from the girl last time you whipped your cock out aye? get your confidence back right away and enlarge to be a bigger man.

Jamiebgoode said...

Girlies go crazy for your special size member now!