At the weekend

They were changing the hats at Weasel Gummidge
Ba-dum, dum, dumpity dum
Christopher Robin was having a rummage
Ba-dum, dum, dumpity dum
My mother was running about in a flap
Had lost both her shoes and my dad lost his cap
My brother went awol, my sis overslept
The dog turned transparent and my cat sat and wept
We flew in the bat car
I lost all my hair
We turned across country
And ran over a bear.

Finally we got to Weasel Gummidge
Ba-dum, dum, dumpity dum
After turning left at Castle Bromwich
Ba-dum, dum, dumpity dum

Out came the Queen
With a dignified air

And carefully spoke
To the crowd gathered there

"My eyes are like lasers
My joints are high-tech
My head's made of silicon
On an electronic neck
My robot and I
Are frightfully pleased
That you came out to see us -
NOW DOWN ON YOUR KNEES!"

Now we live under a cyborg empire
Ba-dum, dum, dumpity dum
1-110-010-110-001-101-1-000
Ba-dum, dum, dumpity dum