I am a jolly wearer of a hazelnut moustachio
My eyebrows are quite highbrow, made of finest green pistachio
My hair is tight-curled ringlets of sweet honey-nutted cheerios
I'm not fruity - I'm a truly nutty man!
My arms are dark and wrinkly like the outside of a walnut shell
My legs are brown and nutty like those tasty hard nuts from Brazil
My face has all the smell and taste of chestnuts that the roasters sell
I say sir, I'm a truly nutty man!
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